Thursday, April 17, 2014

Game of Thrones: The Purple Wedding

cryinodonoghue:

…i guess u could say someone killed the life of the party………………

(dedicated to sansaspark)

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theuppitynegras:

I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

reading 40 pages of a 300 page book is totally enough to write a paper on: a chronicle of my college education

phrases that you should  not put in a serious book if you want people to take it seriously:

  • glossy thatch
  • hump across
  • must keep my dykes strong enough
  • utterly whacked
  • there was very little bacon in town

thatlowvice reblogged your post make out with your man and then get up… and added:

I would do this. But it would be for mixing up then/than

MY OTHER BIGGEST PET PEEVE

make out with your man and then get up to leave while he’s hot and bothered. he asks why. lean in close and whisper in his ear: “you used the wrong form of ‘your’ in a text message”

Anonymous asked: I have Rum and LOTR Extended editions.

I am literally yours for the taking.

64hz:

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Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.

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virtuallysmutstuck:

Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.

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Persepolis (2007) - Marjane Satrapi and Vincent Paronnaud

Story of a rebel and outspoken young Iranian girl during the Islamic Revolution.

5 things about this movie:

1- It’s in french.
2- You can learn Islamic history and a lot of thing about women rights.
3-It’s really sad, but the main character is sarcastic and funny.
4-‘Persepolis’ based on the life of Marjane Satrapi, the writer of the movie and the book.
5-It’s an animated movie, but it’s for adults.

I like drinking cider, because it tastes like beer for kids.

-Hannah Hart, “My Drunk Kitchen Holiday: America Day Pie Cakes”

My thoughts exactly, Hannah.

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ME ME ME ME

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gaydream-believer:

if you wanna understand how Europe works remember that for ages syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia, ‘the Christian disease’ or ‘the Western European disease’ in Turkey, and ‘the British disease’ in Tahiti

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO