someone asks you
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dagger on your chest. Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
- me: i have a crush
- friend: suck their dick