Monday, October 20, 2014
I hope one day
someone asks you
about him
and you laugh
instead of feeling
a double edged
dagger on your chest.
Alexa Evangelista  (via vodkakilledtheteens)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(Source: tomhazeldine)

Saturday, October 18, 2014
one of the best things about being an adult is not feeling shame about using a juice box as mixer in a fancy glass

one of the best things about being an adult is not feeling shame about using a juice box as mixer in a fancy glass

Friday, October 17, 2014

yakfrost:

youhavetobelieveinme:

can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files
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me tooimage

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

(Source: sapphiology)

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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Natalie Dormer for People Magazine

(Source: clonendrix)

Thursday, October 16, 2014
okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

okcdouchebags:

xsugar-venom:

Well, you asked.

OH GOD

alohomoramyheart:

Real life photography by Russian photographer, Katerina Plotnikova

Part 1

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a nebula must collapse.

So collapse.
Crumble.
This is not your destruction.

This is your birth.
n.t. (via astrasperas)
  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick
honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard