Game of Thrones: The Purple Wedding
…i guess u could say someone killed the life of the party………………
(dedicated to sansaspark)
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
reading 40 pages of a 300 page book is totally enough to write a paper on: a chronicle of my college education
phrases that you should not put in a serious book if you want people to take it seriously:
- glossy thatch
- hump across
- I must keep my dykes strong enough
- utterly whacked
- there was very little bacon in town
I would do this. But it would be for mixing up then/than
MY OTHER BIGGEST PET PEEVE
make out with your man and then get up to leave while he’s hot and bothered. he asks why. lean in close and whisper in his ear: “you used the wrong form of ‘your’ in a text message”
Anonymous asked: I have Rum and LOTR Extended editions.
I am literally yours for the taking.
Try to seduce me in 7 words or less.
Please take a moment to imagine Death the Kid trying to play Tetris.
if you wanna understand how Europe works remember that for ages syphilis was known as ‘the French disease’ in Italy, Poland and Germany, ‘the Italian disease’ in France, ‘the Spanish disease’ in Poland, ‘the Polish disease’ in Russia, ‘the Christian disease’ or ‘the Western European disease’ in Turkey, and ‘the British disease’ in Tahiti